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Bob's mini-newsletter
Great company names: "Fashion after Passion" (Maternity garments and baby accessories); "Curry In A Hurry" (Indian fast food restaurant); "Faults Alarm" (Earthquake preparedness); "Mustard's Last Stand" (Hot dog stand). Ben Franklin never protected his many inventions and ideas. He gave them away to the public instead. What happened? Kids average about 400 laughs a day...adults about 15. More American citizens are killed by pigs every year than by sharks. When Princess Margaret said Liz Taylor's huge diamond ring was "a bit vulgar," Liz had her try it on and said, "There, it's not so vulgar now, is it?" The Sultan of Brunei, richest man in the world, owns 164 Rolls Royces. U.S. tobacco farmers earn $3,882 per acre vs. $891 for peanuts, $380 for cotton and $101 for wheat.	Free sleep problem info from Searle. Call 1-800-SHUTEYE for "Shuteye Newsletter." Actual church bulletin item: "The rosebud on the altar today is to announce the birth of David Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer." Male elephant as female elephant walks by: "Wow! A perfect 258-397-314!" To enjoy gardening, put on a hat and gloves, hold a little trowel in one hand and tell the man where to dig. Two-thirds of existing pennies are not in circulation. They're in piggy banks, wishing well drains, etc. If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi? Reykjavik, the capital of Iceland, is heated entirely thanks to underground hot springs. Besides 3,000 pairs of shoes, Imelda Marcos' wardrobe also included 35 racks of furs and 500 black bras.
*Bob Westenberg's "mini-resume"*
GENERAL BACKGROUND AB Journalism (Advertising) U. of Illinois, Urbana IL 1st Lt. (Cryptanalytic Officer) Army Security Agency, 2 years EMPLOYMENT HISTORY Advertising Manager, All-Pets Magazine, Fond du Lac, WI - 3 years Advertising Manager, Can-Pro Corp., Fond du Lac, WI - 2 years Advertising Manager, David C. Cook Publ. Co., Elgin, IL - 10 years Publisher, Church Mail Market, Sedona, AZ - 12 years Free lance writer/consultant during all this time and at present
CLIENTS (Partial list of clients for whom I've written and/or consulted)
Norman Vincent Peale Boardroom Reports Disabled American Veterans Alice Lloyd College Marketshare Publications Northwestern College Maryknoll Fathers Word, Inc. Cumberland College Solar Press Hughes Communications	Am. $ociety of Divorced Men Pioneer Clubs College of the Ozarks Good Samaritans Butterfield Youth Services Media Management The Upper Room David C. Cook Foundation Scoville Press Kentucky Christian College Alzheimer's Research
AWARDS Four-time winner - Leader Award, Dir. Marketing Assn. Dartnell Gold Medal Award for Excellence in Business Letter Writing Included in "The Greatest Direct Mail Sales Letters of All Time," Richard Hodgson, Dartnell Corporation
*...and this is what he does* Besides copywriting, I consult for fund raising firms, produce entire direct mail marketing programs, provide complete d.m. packages with copywriter rough. Need help in any of those areas? Call me. Bob Westenberg Copywriter/Consultant/Fund Raiser 95 Devil's Kitchen Dr. Sedona, AZ 86351 (520) 284-1111 Fax: (520) 284-2390 E-mail: rjwesten@sedona.net Return to NMOA Sponsors Page Please address questions or comments concerning the NMOA to: schulte@nmoa.org National Mail Order Association, LLC 2807 Polk St. NE Minneapolis MN 55418-2954 USA (612) 788-1673 FAX (612) 788-1147 Product Marketing/Development: (612) 788-4197 Office Hours: Monday-Friday, 9:00am to 5:00pm Central Time This page was updated on June 11, 1998